Posted 33 minutes ago

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

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Posted 35 minutes ago
melodyofponds:

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

What just happened

melodyofponds:

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

What just happened

Posted 39 minutes ago

Describe Canadian NHL teams using non-hockey images.

philhollywood:

Vancouver Canucks

Calgary Flames

Edmonton Oilers

Winnipeg Jets

Toronto Maple Leafs

Ottawa Senators

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Montreal Canadiens

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dickieorpik:

stlbluesgirl21:

This is the best thing I have ever seen lol

OH MY GOD IM CRYING

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samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.



I’m quitting this website

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website